I’m not a science expert. I really found my high school chemistry class to be a challenge. So when I went to college, I figured I would try to minimize the amount of time I spent working with beakers, Petri dishes and Bunsen burners. To fulfill part of my science requirement for general education courses, I decided to take something that I thought would be more my pace. Environmental Science.
I had a flashback to that semester when I went on my final spring break just last week. While staying with my parents for the week in Orlando, I found an unfortunate creature. It was just outside my parent’s house in the driveway. These other creatures were feeding off of it, but it was still trying to stay alive. I brought it inside the house, and I wasn’t exactly sure what to make of it. I took this picture:

That’s right, this creature was a newspaper. I did edit this photo a bit. I highlighted the “parasites” in blue.
Ok, so these ad parasites have been around for awhile, but they used to only be within the ad space of the paper. Now advertisers are covering the actual text of newspapers with their messages. Almost half of the front page was covered by these ads. This has actually been a reality for a couple of years, but it still blows me away that media organizations would allow their papers to undergo the advertising leech-infestation. What in the world would drive media owners to allow their papers to be- oh.
Right.
Which brings me back to my Environmental science class. In this class we learned about parasites and symbiotic relationships. When you hear about parasites, the general feeling is not very positive. However, in some cases, parasites can be helpful to the host. This is called mutualism. I think this is what newspapers are relying on for extra financial resources. Since newspapers are gradually dying (at least in the form that we are used to), they must rely on additional tactics to bring about revenue.
It’s just a little silly looking, and it feels odd to have to remove layers of ads to see the “front” page. Then again, why should I act like it is so odd? I mean after all, mutualism is just a part of nature.










